Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
I don’t want to find out what kind of lawyer I’d be without you. Oh my god, you really do need me.
what were you doing last year today?
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
How to open a beer with a banana
can’t wait to be tweeted back by miley! the @ feature is free on twitter!
Kimora Lee Simmons offered to pay for the funeral of Mike Brown.
That’s my bish. Isn’t she an STL native?